Names

My first job was at the Transport Office of the university where I was a student. Miss Carr at the Transport Office caused a lot of mirth.

After that I went to the IT department as a computer consultant, and my boss was Mr Lawrie (pronounced Lorry), so…more chuckles.

And then…

So these sound perfectly plausible to me:

  • 1. Lawyer’s daughter – Sue.
  • 2. Radiologist’s son – Ray.
  • 3. Ophthalmologist’s daughter – Iris.
  • 4. Florist’s daughter – Rose.
  • 5. Mechanic’s son – Jack.
  • 6. Archaeologist’s son – Doug.
  • 7. Thief’s son – Rob.
  • 8. Gymnast’s son – Jim.
  • 9. Jeweler’s twin daughters – Ruby and Pearl.
  • 10. Ornithologist’s son – Robin.
  • 11. Orthopedician’s son – Boney.
  • 12. Barber’s son – Harry.
  • 13. Solicitor’s son – Will.
  • 14. Accountant’s son – Bill.
  • 15. Horticulturist’s daughter – Ivy.
  • 16. Gardener’s son – Pete.
  • 17. Monarch’s son – Prince.
  • 18. Dramatist’s daughter – Oprah.
  • 19. Sanitation engineer’s son – John.
  • 20. Highway engineer’s son – Miles.
  • 21. Dietitian’s daughter – Olive.
  • 22. Actor’s son – Oscar.

Credit: Bina G.N

Author: Janet Carr

Fashion, beauty and animal loving language consultant from South Africa living in Stockholm, Sweden.

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  1. Haha! Great list. My nephew went to a doctor for a vasectomy and the doctors name
    was Dr. Chop. He gave out t-shirts that said, “I’ve been chopped by Dr. Chop”. Only
    in Austin, Texas. 🙂

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