You know you are a cat lady when…

I have had cats since I was three years old. Over time I seem to have turned into the cat lady that people turn to when they have questions. Surprisingly, the same questions seem to recur.

fever coats. Grey rescue kittens often turn into black cats. This happens when the mum is ill or stressed when pregnant

giving a cat a pill. For me, opening the mouth from where the jaw connects, throwing in the pill and stroking the throat works best

teething. For first time cat owners, the double-tooth effect can be scary

nipples. Sometimes people don’t realise that boy cats have nipples and think they are ticks or tumours

sucking while kneading. Sucking on a blanket while kneading often happens when kittens are taken from their mothers too soon.

hyperthyroidism. This often happens in older cats. They become noisy, agitated, eat loads, lose weight. It is manageable with medication

sudden hissing. This is often due to pain – teeth, bladder infections, eat mites for example

cutting claws. It’s often easier when the cat is sleeping or sleepy. Spicier cats can be rolled in a towel like a burrito (purrito!)

FORL/TR. Previously called forl, now TR (tooth resorption). Very painful for cats and very expensive to fix as you need special insurance to cover it.

hand rearing. The most important is no cow’s milk and don’t feed them on their backs

biting. This often happens with lone kittens or hand-reared kittens because they don’t have mom or siblings to teach them it hurts.

constant licking or pulling fur out. Stress – moving house, new cat, new baby, tension in the household

peeing outside the box. Often a UTI

Flehming. When they smell something stink, get a funny expression and breath with an open mouth.

Author: Janet Carr

Fashion, beauty and animal loving language consultant from South Africa living in Stockholm, Sweden.

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  1. The double tooth thing – can happen with dogs, too. Our little Scottie pup, Tiegen – 5 months old – has just had that while her adult canines were coming through. Ickle teensy puppy needle tooth with a honking great adult tooth coming out of the gum right beside it is a very odd look!

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