Funny Cat Story


My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a ‘night light’ and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn’t want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again.

Because I didn’t want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, I explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said (to my growing horror and amusement) as the cab pulled away.

“Sorry it took so long but the stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and i had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so i grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn’t scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her fat arse down the stairs and threw her into the backyard….she had better not shit in the vegetable garden again.”

The silence in the taxi was deafening…..


Author: Janet Carr

Fashion, beauty and animal loving language consultant from South Africa living in Stockholm, Sweden.

9 thoughts

  1. The first time I heard that story about 5 or 8 years ago I thought it was so funny. Then I forgot about it and heard it again a few years ago and I had the same effect on me. Reading it again today is still the same as the first time.
    Thank you, Janet!

      1. I don’t know. I remember that the first time I heard it was while I was on holiday in New Zealand.
        I may have also read it in your blog later on. It’s still hilarious nevertheless!

  2. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐾🐈 no really… crying myself into convulsions! I don’t nt think I’ve laughed this hard in years. Rereading it aloud to my husband took 3x as long cackling through years and throws of knee slaps picturing the entire scenario with the cat.. and imagining the phantom mother-in-law in the same throttle and hurl into the veggie patch 🤣
    Thank you for that!

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