Why oh why…

Needless to say this lipstick has been discontinued.....
Needless to say this lipstick has been discontinued, which is probably why I look so sour!
  • Do you see lots of people you know when you look awful but when you look stunning you don’t see a soul?
  • Is everything I like discontinued? My husband once had to carry 27 discontinued bras back from the US for me.
  • Does it rain when you have your hair done?
  • Does public transport have problems on the very day you are running late?
  • Do you get spots  just before an important function?
  • Are the nicest tasting things so fattening?
  • Do you press a lift or traffic light button again when things seem to be taking long, as though repeatedly pressing the button will speed things up?
  • Does the shortest queue suddenly stop moving the moment you join it?
  • Do things go on sale the day after you buy them?

Author: Janet Carr

Fashion, beauty and animal loving language consultant from South Africa living in Stockholm, Sweden.

2 thoughts

  1. It’s all because of a law of nature. There are various names for this law – Murphy’s law, S*d’s law, the ‘butter side down rule’…
    “anything which can go wrong, will go wrong”.


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