You: ‘I’m going to eat a biscuit’
The replies:
•But I don’t like biscuits!
• You shouldn’t eat that type of biscuit, you should eat this type of biscuit instead
• Biscuits are bad for you
• Allow me to educate you about biscuits. You probably don’t know this but…
• You should make your own biscuits instead
• I just had some vegetables from my vegetable garden, much better than biscuits!
• I’m better than you at eating biscuits
• Fake!
• Wrong!
• I actually did my PHD on biscuits so I’m more qualified than you to talk about biscuits
• Alright for some!!! Some of us can’t afford biscuits!!!
• Can someone tell me what’s going on ?
• Why am I seeing this on my feed?
• That’s not how you spell biskuits
• My great grandmother actually invented biscuits
• No, sorry, I do not want diabetes thank you very much. Do you have diabetes? I bet you have diabetes.
• How are you not dead?
• Unfollowed
• Where can I buy biscuits please? (It’s written in the post, and the answer is all supermarkets)
• What are these biscuits called? <it’s also written in the post>
• Processed rubbish!!!!!
• Do you mean cookies?
• I’m not reading all that
• I haven’t eaten biscuits since I saw a YouTube video about biscuits and saw they’re made with horse poo
• I haven’t eaten a biscuit since being diagnosed with gout in 1972
• Recipe please
• That’s not a biscuit, it’s a cake, there was a famous court case that said
• I know this is meant to be a lighthearted post about biscuits, but I’m going to talk about something incredibly serious and off-topic instead…
• So?
• I find this post offensive
• 🤢🤮🤮
• Why?
• No banana for scale?
• Where is the plate from please?
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Perfect! Nothing was missed! 😀