- Errorist: Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes
- Askhole: A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you suggest
- Nonversation: A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events
- Destinesia: When you get to where you were intending to go, but forget why you were going there in the first place
- Unkeyboardinated: Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes
- Cellfish: Those who continue to talk on their cell phones, oblivious of others around them
- Textpectation:The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message
- Carcolepsy:The inability to stay awake and alert when travelling in any moving vehicle
- Hiberdating: Someone who ignores all his/her friends when dating a girlfriend/boyfriend
We should push for this list to become real words in the dictionary of Cambridge and/or Oxford!
Brilliant awesome love it.