We have always had boring router names – either just the generic name or home. We were too lazy to think of a name. Our neighbour in our last apartment (who we never met) had the name Anal_Sex-Dungeon…
We have just set up a new router and decided to have a proper name for it. We came up with a list
- Paw Patrol (this was the only one we came up with ourselves)
- Martin Router King
- Just One Byte
- Lord of the Pings
- Nerdvana
- Silence of the LANs
but in the end we chose Serenity Now, from Seinfeld. Not sure why, but it came up and it stuck.




I saw an excellent router name come up regularly until I moved: MyHouseSoBackOff
‘FBI_Van’ is a good one!