If these are not words already, they should be!

  • errorist: someone who repeatedly makes mistakes.
  • askhole: a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you suggest.
  • nonversation: a completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events.
  • destinesia: when you get to where you were intending to go, but forget why you were going there in the first place.
  • unkeyboardinated: lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.
  • cellfish: those who continue to talk on their cell phones, oblivious of others around them.
  • textpectation: the anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.
  • carcolepsy: the inability to stay awake and alert when travelling in any moving vehicle.
  • hiberdating: someone who ignores all his/her friends when dating a girlfriend/boyfriend.
  • deja poo: the feeling that the same sh*t has happened before.

Author: Janet Carr

Fashion, beauty and animal loving language consultant from South Africa living in Stockholm, Sweden.

2 thoughts

  1. I think these should all be promoted, but I especially like the cellfish description, the number of people who have walked into me because I have nowhere to go never fails to amaze especially the way they look at me as if it’s my fault.

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