- do not make eye contact with your fellow travellers at the bus stop
- make sure to stand a good distance away from them
- if the sun is shining, turn your face upwards and soak it in
- if the bus is 20 seconds late, glare at your watch and then at the bus driver
- fill up the empty seats first
- once all the seats have one person sitting in them you may sit beside someone
- make no eye contact or conversation
- if someone is acting weird, stare straight ahead and hope they don’t sit next to you
- if someone smiles at you or makes eye contact, they are either strange or a foreigner
- pretend you don’t see the pregnant, elderly, disabled, or those with prams so you don’t have to give up your seat or help them
- when you wish to disembark, move your hands on your parcels or bag so they know you wish to get off. This way no word need be spoken
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